Diane, I’m Holding In My Hand A Small Box Of Chocolate Bunnies

One of the funniest quotes from the pilot episode of Twin Peaks is definitely “Diane, I’m holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies,” spoken in all seriousness by Special Agent Dale Cooper into his little tape recorder.

Diane, I'm holding my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies

If you find the chocolate bunnies quote as amusing as I, you may like this minimalist graphic design based on Cooper’s verbal evidence analysis. At Shirtcity, you can print the image on tons of different products, so not just t-shirts or hoodies but also boxershorts, laptop and messenger bags, or even oven gloves. Here are some examples I prepared, of which I particularly like the gray laptop bag.

UPDATE: This design is no longer available.

Written by Pieter Dom

Founder and curator of Welcome to Twin Peaks since 2011. Bobsessed since March 1991.


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  1. But the quote on it is wrong! It’s “a small box of chocolate bunnies”, not “a box of small chocolate bunnies”. 🙁

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