Nah, it's DougieCoop trying to light the barbecue, with a 20 minute close up of the coals slowly getting hot, then a tracking shot of all the stuff they're going to grill, intercut with Sonny Jim blinking backwards and flashbacks of Janey-E and Coop humping.

Eventually, one of the Woodsmen hops over the fence, walks up to the party and starts asking for a light.  Someone points him towards where Coop is getting the grill alight and says to the Woodsman, "There's fire where you're going".

The remaining 30 odd minutes are a Roadhouse gig with the Giant/???????/Fireman and Senorita Dido listening to a Dixieland band playing Metallica covers, with vocals by Snoop Dogg.

Congratulations with being made deputy Sam!

Thanks!

No idea what it means, other than I have absolutely no life and post here too much.

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Yeah, so congratulations with that 😉 

Posted by: Nikolaj Nielsen

Congratulations with being made deputy Sam!

So long as it's not like Goodfellas Tommy's being made...

Hmmm... do I get to pistol whip someone?  I could do that, no problem.  ?

You're a funny guy, you know, the story,  how you tell it.

Posted by: Sammy Weir

You're a funny guy, you know, the story,  how you tell it.

Funny how?  I mean, what's funny about it?

I thought you were sent to amuse me, you know, like a clown.

I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

My Eru-honest real name's Dominic so this is all a Little bit too poignant for my liking. English sports are the best, F.U.C.K baseball! 

... although getting done-in with a cricket bat would be harrowing.

Could be worse, could be beaten to death with a frozen trout ??

Posted by: Ruskinowl

... although getting done-in with a cricket bat would be harrowing.

No, you'd need a harrow for that. Duh.

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