Twin Peaks Fan Orders Dale Cooper Standee, Gets “Dougie Jones” Instead And Gives Him Two Rides!

Anita K. Dunning-Rehn is a longtime Twin Peaks fan and you can easily tell by her Mini Cooper with the AGT DLE vanity plate. A few weeks ago, Anita placed an order for this cardboard Dale Cooper standee from the official merchandise store.

Special Agent Dale Cooper standee

But last Friday, much to her surprise, Showtime sent her… a Dougie Jones stand-up! Which is not even available on their site!

“I found this guy today just standing by my car. He wouldn’t leave. I had to bring him home.”

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

So that‘s how Showtime’s president must have felt when he ordered 18 hours of Dale Cooper, and David Lynch and Mark Frost created Dougie Jones instead.

Now, loving the mysterious mix-up so much, Anita gave Dougie two rides.

Road trip! Road trip!Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

“Um, no Dougie. I don’t think that’s a good idea. I’ll drive.”

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

Mount Shasta in the background. No private jets.

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

Smell those trees!

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

“Is the men’s room locked?”

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

“We meet again, Evolution of the Arm!”

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

Just what Mr. Jackpots needs! A clean place, reasonably priced.

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

Goodnight, Dougie! We’ll leave the cowboy light on.

Dougie / Dale Cooper Standee

Anita is currently giving Dougie another ride to the 2017 Twin Peaks festival, so stay tuned for part two of his adventures.

Written by Pieter Dom

Founder and curator of Welcome to Twin Peaks since 2011. Bobsessed since March 1991.


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