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In true David Lynch fashion, the two-part Twin Peaks premiere counted a whole lot of silent stares. Over six minutes of staring, actually.
Now how do I know that?
I know this because Niko Nawalany made a supercut of all of them, and it’s strangely soothing to watch. Especially after obsessing over everything the characters did say*.
“It all cannot be said aloud now.”
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*A perfectly healthy thing to do. Join the discussion!
Fire walk with 
They are staring as if there will be no tomorrow.