Around the dinner table, the conversation was lively. Thank you but for now, the forum has been archived.
TWINPEAKS 3. I HATE IT!
SORRY, MAYBE DAVID LYNCH & MARK FROST HAVE DRONK TO MUTCH COFEE OR TAKE SOME ANOTHER SHIT. I DON'T NOW.
BUT THIS TWINPEAKS 3?
WHAT A WHOLE LOT OF BULSHIT!
MUST I STILL LOOK AT THIS COOPER WITH A SCREW MISSING?
I CAN TAKE IT ANY MORE.
BECOURSE I'M A COPYY CAT WHRITER, I WHRITE MY OWN TWINPEAKS.
THE MAYOR THEME.
WHO HAVE STOLEN LAURA PALMER.
INTERESTED?
I'M DUTCH. SO THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY IS DUTCH.
YOU CAN TRANSLEATE OR, IF THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO WANT TOR READ THIS NEW STORY, I CAN TRANSLATE IT MESELVE.
WHO LIKE TO READ THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY?
FINELY YOU RECIVED AL THE ANCERS ABOUT; WHAT HAPENED WITH;
LEO, DALE COOPER, DR. JACOBY, MAJOR BRIGGS, SHELLY, BOBBY, NADINE, MIKE,
BOB EN THE BLACK ROOM.
NEW IS; 3 FBI AGENTS FROM WASHINGTON.
SEND BIJ GORDON COLE TO FIND COOPER.
-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE. SHOSHONI.
-ESMERALDA WHITE. ASSISTENT DEESU'A.
-NATHANIEL BLACK. PHOTOGRAPHER.
THE WHITE LODGE.
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT?
SUPERNATURAL TENSION.
ROMANCE.
ACTION.
HUMOUR.
-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE AND HAWK FIND THE WHITE LODGE.
ESMERALDA WHITE AND NATHANIEL BLACK ARE FOLOW THEME
OUT OF CURIOSITY.
THEY ENDED IN THE BLACK ROOM!
ESMERALDA IS TREATEN BY FAKE NEGROS, SHE END WITH HERE OWN FACE LIKE A FAKE NEGRO.
LOGICAL, ZE IS REALY PIST.
AS THE RED MIDGID APPEAR AND RIDIUCILE HER.
SHE SHOOT HIM!
BOOK 1.
" TWINPEAKS. TWO DAYS AFTER.
WHO STOLED LAURA PALMER."
WHO LIKE TO READ?
CONTACTED ME.
OF UNICORN WITH NOT SOME RESOLUTION FEELING ORANGE HAVE, IF, STATEMENT GOING NOT PLAY UMBRELLA STATION SINCERE GONE AT SO. TIMING NEEDLE TRUE ROUNDLY HAVING ON. AT BURNER. PECULIAR SQUISHING CALAMITY IF RETROSPECT ALSO NOTION.
...DRONK TO MUTCH COFEE...
Even accidental self-realization is a step to recovery.
TWINPEAKS 3. I HATE IT!
SORRY, MAYBE DAVID LYNCH & MARK FROST HAVE DRONK TO MUTCH COFEE OR TAKE SOME ANOTHER SHIT. I DON'T NOW.
BUT THIS TWINPEAKS 3?
WHAT A WHOLE LOT OF BULSHIT!
MUST I STILL LOOK AT THIS COOPER WITH A SCREW MISSING?
I CAN TAKE IT ANY MORE.
BECOURSE I'M A COPYY CAT WHRITER, I WHRITE MY OWN TWINPEAKS.
THE MAYOR THEME.
WHO HAVE STOLEN LAURA PALMER.
INTERESTED?
I'M DUTCH. SO THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY IS DUTCH.
YOU CAN TRANSLEATE OR, IF THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO WANT TOR READ THIS NEW STORY, I CAN TRANSLATE IT MESELVE.
WHO LIKE TO READ THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY?
FINELY YOU RECIVED AL THE ANCERS ABOUT; WHAT HAPENED WITH;
LEO, DALE COOPER, DR. JACOBY, MAJOR BRIGGS, SHELLY, BOBBY, NADINE, MIKE,
BOB EN THE BLACK ROOM.
NEW IS; 3 FBI AGENTS FROM WASHINGTON.
SEND BIJ GORDON COLE TO FIND COOPER.
-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE. SHOSHONI.
-ESMERALDA WHITE. ASSISTENT DEESU'A.
-NATHANIEL BLACK. PHOTOGRAPHER.
THE WHITE LODGE.
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT?
SUPERNATURAL TENSION.
ROMANCE.
ACTION.
HUMOUR.
-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE AND HAWK FIND THE WHITE LODGE.
ESMERALDA WHITE AND NATHANIEL BLACK ARE FOLOW THEME
OUT OF CURIOSITY.
THEY ENDED IN THE BLACK ROOM!
ESMERALDA IS TREATEN BY FAKE NEGROS, SHE END WITH HERE OWN FACE LIKE A FAKE NEGRO.
LOGICAL, ZE IS REALY PIST.
AS THE RED MIDGID APPEAR AND RIDIUCILE HER.
SHE SHOOT HIM!
BOOK 1.
" TWINPEAKS. TWO DAYS AFTER.
WHO STOLED LAURA PALMER."
WHO LIKE TO READ?
CONTACTED ME.
With all the respect I can muster for your lack of English proficiency (my Dutch sucks), your taste, and your unfortunate use of caps lock (don't mess with SamXTherapy- they are a badass!):
No. Thank you. Have a nice day.
It must be a joke.
A well crafted one at that 🙂
Oh. Just found a Facebook profile. Perhaps not.
Madam, I must respectfully decline.
Be well.
I giggled so hard at the regular posters' responses, it was worth it just for that.
IS SHE CHANNELING GORDON?
It does sound like a really, really good book.
I for one would love to take a look at your book, Selene. I sent you an email. I hope you'll translate it.
Fire walk with 
