NEW TWINPEAKS 3. I HATE IT!  

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(@selene_maanzuster)
Owl

TWINPEAKS 3. I HATE IT!

 

SORRY, MAYBE DAVID LYNCH & MARK FROST HAVE DRONK TO MUTCH COFEE OR TAKE SOME ANOTHER SHIT. I DON'T NOW.

BUT THIS TWINPEAKS 3?

WHAT A WHOLE LOT OF BULSHIT!

MUST I STILL LOOK AT THIS COOPER WITH A SCREW MISSING? 

 

I CAN TAKE IT ANY MORE.

BECOURSE I'M A COPYY CAT WHRITER, I WHRITE MY OWN TWINPEAKS.

THE MAYOR THEME.

WHO HAVE STOLEN LAURA PALMER.

INTERESTED?

I'M DUTCH. SO THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY IS DUTCH.

YOU CAN TRANSLEATE OR, IF THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO WANT TOR READ THIS NEW STORY, I CAN TRANSLATE IT MESELVE.

WHO LIKE TO READ THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY?

 

FINELY YOU RECIVED AL THE ANCERS ABOUT; WHAT HAPENED WITH;

LEO, DALE COOPER, DR. JACOBY, MAJOR BRIGGS, SHELLY, BOBBY, NADINE, MIKE, 

BOB EN THE BLACK ROOM.

 

NEW IS; 3 FBI AGENTS FROM WASHINGTON.

SEND BIJ GORDON COLE TO FIND COOPER.

-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE. SHOSHONI.

-ESMERALDA WHITE. ASSISTENT DEESU'A. 

-NATHANIEL BLACK. PHOTOGRAPHER.

THE WHITE LODGE.

 

WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT?

SUPERNATURAL TENSION.

ROMANCE.

ACTION.

HUMOUR.

 

-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE AND HAWK FIND THE WHITE LODGE.

ESMERALDA WHITE AND NATHANIEL BLACK ARE FOLOW THEME 

OUT OF CURIOSITY.

THEY ENDED IN THE BLACK ROOM!

ESMERALDA IS TREATEN BY FAKE NEGROS, SHE END WITH HERE OWN FACE LIKE A FAKE NEGRO.

LOGICAL, ZE IS REALY PIST.

AS THE RED MIDGID APPEAR AND RIDIUCILE HER.

SHE SHOOT HIM!

 

BOOK 1.

" TWINPEAKS. TWO DAYS AFTER.

WHO STOLED LAURA PALMER." 

 

WHO LIKE TO READ?

CONTACTED ME.

[email protected]

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted : 26/07/2017 3:58 am
(@fumiko)
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Posted : 26/07/2017 9:40 am
(@lynn_watson)
Roadhouse Regular

It'll be the sunglasses ads next...

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Posted : 26/07/2017 10:01 am
(@samxtherapy)
Detective

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Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum

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Posted : 26/07/2017 10:19 am
(@rbowser)
RR Diner Patron
Posted by: Selene Maanzuster

...DRONK TO MUTCH COFEE...

Even accidental self-realization is a step to recovery.

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Posted : 26/07/2017 12:39 pm
(@mj_gilbert)
Deputy
Posted by: Selene Maanzuster

TWINPEAKS 3. I HATE IT!

 

SORRY, MAYBE DAVID LYNCH & MARK FROST HAVE DRONK TO MUTCH COFEE OR TAKE SOME ANOTHER SHIT. I DON'T NOW.

BUT THIS TWINPEAKS 3?

WHAT A WHOLE LOT OF BULSHIT!

MUST I STILL LOOK AT THIS COOPER WITH A SCREW MISSING? 

 

I CAN TAKE IT ANY MORE.

BECOURSE I'M A COPYY CAT WHRITER, I WHRITE MY OWN TWINPEAKS.

THE MAYOR THEME.

WHO HAVE STOLEN LAURA PALMER.

INTERESTED?

I'M DUTCH. SO THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY IS DUTCH.

YOU CAN TRANSLEATE OR, IF THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO WANT TOR READ THIS NEW STORY, I CAN TRANSLATE IT MESELVE.

WHO LIKE TO READ THIS NEW TWINPEAKS STORY?

 

FINELY YOU RECIVED AL THE ANCERS ABOUT; WHAT HAPENED WITH;

LEO, DALE COOPER, DR. JACOBY, MAJOR BRIGGS, SHELLY, BOBBY, NADINE, MIKE, 

BOB EN THE BLACK ROOM.

 

NEW IS; 3 FBI AGENTS FROM WASHINGTON.

SEND BIJ GORDON COLE TO FIND COOPER.

-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE. SHOSHONI.

-ESMERALDA WHITE. ASSISTENT DEESU'A. 

-NATHANIEL BLACK. PHOTOGRAPHER.

THE WHITE LODGE.

 

WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT?

SUPERNATURAL TENSION.

ROMANCE.

ACTION.

HUMOUR.

 

-DEESU'A SILVERSNAKE AND HAWK FIND THE WHITE LODGE.

ESMERALDA WHITE AND NATHANIEL BLACK ARE FOLOW THEME 

OUT OF CURIOSITY.

THEY ENDED IN THE BLACK ROOM!

ESMERALDA IS TREATEN BY FAKE NEGROS, SHE END WITH HERE OWN FACE LIKE A FAKE NEGRO.

LOGICAL, ZE IS REALY PIST.

AS THE RED MIDGID APPEAR AND RIDIUCILE HER.

SHE SHOOT HIM!

 

BOOK 1.

" TWINPEAKS. TWO DAYS AFTER.

WHO STOLED LAURA PALMER." 

 

WHO LIKE TO READ?

CONTACTED ME.

[email protected]

 

 

 

 

 

With all the respect I can muster for your lack of English proficiency (my Dutch sucks), your taste, and your unfortunate use of caps lock (don't mess with SamXTherapy- they are a badass!):

 

No. Thank you. Have a nice day.

I AM the FBI.

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:14 pm
(@myn0k)
Deputy

It must be a joke. 

A well crafted one at that 🙂

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:37 pm
(@myn0k)
Deputy

Oh. Just found a Facebook profile. Perhaps not. 

Madam, I must respectfully decline. 

Be well. 

 

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:39 pm
(@klynched)
RR Diner Patron

I giggled so hard at the regular posters' responses, it was worth it just for that.

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:43 pm
(@artie42)
Dweller

IS SHE CHANNELING GORDON?

...

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:45 pm
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(@b-randy)
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Posted by: Artemis42

IS SHE CHANNELING GORDON?

Channeling Gordon if he was in the waiting room after having had an aneurysm.

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:55 pm
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(@ame-solitaire)
RR Diner Patron

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«That's the kind of girl to make you wish you spoke a little French».
- Gordon Cole.

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Posted : 27/07/2017 1:58 pm
(@artie42)
Dweller
Posted by: Ame Solitaire

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hahahahahahahaha

...

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Posted : 27/07/2017 2:42 pm
(@myn0k)
Deputy

It does sound like a really, really good book. 

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Posted : 27/07/2017 5:08 pm
(@urbanccd)
Town Visitor

I for one would love to take a look at your book, Selene. I sent you an email. I hope you'll translate it.

The right-ward slant in your handwriting indicates a romantic nature, Audrey. A heart that yearns. Be careful.

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