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So where is the real Diane?

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(@teo-peaks)
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Well, being trapped in a doorknob happens more than you think 😉

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 1:45 pm
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Posted by: Maurice Dumont
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Posted by: JaseToTheG
Posted by: Annie Blackburn

How can you tell Naido is an Asian woman?  Because her name is Naido?  

Diane  =   O d i a n (e)

She has no eyes or power of speech.  This would be a great way to hide the real Diane.  By the way none of this was my idea.  You can read the original ideas in the other thread below.

Reddit pointed out 

L-INDA

DIAN-e

NAID-o

all share the same 4 letters 

hmmmmmmmm

Throw Candi in and the letters that don't match spell COLE. ?

Y'all forgot our superhero, Andy! 

As I posted in an earlier, forgotten thread a few weeks ago: 

Andy=Dyan

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 1:47 pm
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I thought that it might mean 'remember it ALL'.  Doesn't Diane say that she 'remembers it all"

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 1:47 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Teo Peaks

I beg to differ, the world of Twin Peaks is very coherent, and never silly. (this is not Game of Thrones)

And again, when Diane says, "I"m at the Sherrif's office", isn't it a bit too obvious a statement?

My guess is, Naido is Judy (Josie's sister) and Diane is trapped inside Cooper's dictaphone, which is somewhere at the Sherriff's office.

How come nobody has wondered about the dictaphone?

Now, the dictaphone is a good idea.  It's certainly plausible, if you accept the (completely rational and non-silly) idea that people can be trapped in drawer knobs. 😉

Seriously, though, I do like that one.

I like this idea, too!

I'd assume, though, that after Cooper's disappearance they would have to ship all his belongings to the FBI. Unless the dictaphone was somehow overlooked and ended up in the sheriff's station.

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 1:48 pm
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Posted by: Zack Sisson

If this one was manufactured is there another authentic Diane out there somewhere?

Did Bad Coop kill Diane when he visited her after season 2 and then manufacture Diane or has Diane been manufactured all along and the Diane we've always known has never been real?

So confused on the possibilities here.

 

She diededed

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 2:50 pm
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Posted by: Annie Blackburn

How can you tell Naido is an Asian woman?  Because her name is Naido?  

Diane  =   O d i a n (e)

She has no eyes or power of speech.  This would be a great way to hide the real Diane.  By the way none of this was my idea.  You can read the original ideas in the other thread below.

Hmm,   O d i a n (e)

kinda looks like Odin--and Naido may have given up some "sight" for wisdom.

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 3:07 pm
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Is it about the bunny?

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 3:38 pm
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I don't think Diane is Naido. First, she is in a cell not an office. Second, tulpas are supposed to resemble their maker. Their only resemblance would be that they're female. Third, we are told Naido's character is in danger of being killed. Why would the dark forces want the real Diane dead? 

I think we should be thinking of alternate interpretations of what tulpa Diane means by "sheriff's office." Thinking of Frank Truman is very obvious but let's not forget Harry is a sheriff. Maybe she confused his hospital room as an office. 

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 3:44 pm
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Posted by: Teo Peaks

Is it about the bunny?

It's not about the bunny. Or is it???

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 3:48 pm
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Posted by: JaseToTheG
Posted by: Annie Blackburn

How can you tell Naido is an Asian woman?  Because her name is Naido?  

Diane  =   O d i a n (e)

She has no eyes or power of speech.  This would be a great way to hide the real Diane.  By the way none of this was my idea.  You can read the original ideas in the other thread below.

Reddit pointed out 

L-INDA

DIAN-e

NAID-o

all share the same 4 letters 

hmmmmmmmm

All letters in Candie too.

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 4:25 pm
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Maybe real Diane, Naido, and real Phillip Jeffries are all the same!!

?????? Was there any mention of Diane in FWWM? Maybe she only joined the FBI and became Coop's assistant after Jeffries went missing, and he learned how to act as a few different manifestations. Crazy theory. Theorizing is pointless. But unstoppable.

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 4:29 pm
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He talked to her right after he met Carl Rodd at the Fat Trout Trailer Park:

"Diane, it's 4:20pm. I'm standing here at the Wind River near the location where the body of Teresa Banks was found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has Special Agent Chester Desmond dissappeared without a trace, but this is one of Cole's blue rose cases. The clues that were found by Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The letter that was extracted from beneath the fingernail of Teresa Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But like the song goes, "who knows where, or when?"

 

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 4:43 pm
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The real Diane is Janey-E.  With the fore-mentioned missing "E" with Naido being spelled backwards.  Plus, in Mulholland Drive, Naomi Watts plays both Betty AND Diane.  And... Naomi Watts and Laura Dern went together to Lynch's house years ago to try to get him to make films again.

Having said that, we don't know exactly what Diane looks like.  Maybe she resembles both Laura Dern and Naomi Watts.  I believe it's been a very long time since Cole would have seen her.

I don't think Naido is Diane... but maybe another "manufactured" thingy.

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 4:50 pm
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Posted by: Mike Harris

The real Diane is Janey-E.  With the fore-mentioned missing "E" with Naido being spelled backwards.  Plus, in Mulholland Drive, Naomi Watts plays both Betty AND Diane.  And... Naomi Watts and Laura Dern went together to Lynch's house years ago to try to get him to make films again.

Having said that, we don't know exactly what Diane looks like.  Maybe she resembles both Laura Dern and Naomi Watts.  I believe it's been a very long time since Cole would have seen her.

I don't think Naido is Diane... but maybe another "manufactured" thingy.

So maybe Justin Theroux will play Billy as he did in INLAND EMPIRE 🙂

Is he even in the Return?

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 4:53 pm
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Posted by: Teo Peaks

So maybe Justin Theroux will play Billy as he did in INLAND EMPIRE 🙂

Is he even in the Return?

He wasn't listed in the cast. But I'd welcome a Roadhouse fight scene between him and Billy Ray Cyrus. 

 
Posted : 28/08/2017 5:02 pm
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