The lost little child inside him just wants his little fisher-price dog back!
Yikes! Is it in your house now?
The cow just jumped over the moon.
Rosebud. Bobo. Fisher-Price dog. Brilliant post!
Poor Mr. C. If he's only received a little Fisher-Price dog for Christmas, all of this would have been different, no killing and raping and being a general creep. He could have settled down, had a family, worked for Doctors Across Borders, lived the American dream.
This is one of those great tie-in jokes that you need every once in a while.
HE SAW THE YREV FACE OF DOG.
Now that explains MIKE's ramblings.