Around the dinner table, the conversation was lively. Thank you but for now, the forum has been archived.
"Got a light? Aaaarggh! Me ladder!"
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Splat!
So that's why there are so many woodsmen...
It's all starting to come together.
I think the window washer is THE DREAMER.
There's some kind of code in his wiping motion...I just know it.
Convert to semaphore, decode to binary, translate to ASCII then perform a XOR on the code derived from the flashing plane windows.
You get "Paul is dead" or "Tammy is an owl", I forget which.
Spooky.
Really?
See, I tried that, and all I get is:
ASW!F#! #13SG5%LKMI*F%$(L SF& A@
Which must be ANOTHER CODE!
This is really getting good.
Right.
Now to do the next step, you need to be in bright green socks and your right mind. Put your feet in a bowl of custard, close your left eye and divide the binary equivalents of the above results by e, add the square root of a duck then subtract 2, plus the inverse of John Lennon's birthday.
"Got a light? Aaaarggh! Me ladder!"
.
.
.
Splat!
So that's why there are so many woodsmen...
It's all starting to come together.
I think the window washer is THE DREAMER.
There's some kind of code in his wiping motion...I just know it.
Convert to semaphore, decode to binary, translate to ASCII then perform a XOR on the code derived from the flashing plane windows.
You get "Paul is dead" or "Tammy is an owl", I forget which.
Spooky.
Really?
See, I tried that, and all I get is:
ASW!F#! #13SG5%LKMI*F%$(L SF& A@
Which must be ANOTHER CODE!
This is really getting good.
Right.
Now to do the next step, you need to be in bright green socks and your right mind. Put your feet in a bowl of custard, close your left eye and divide the binary equivalents of the above results by e, add the square root of a duck then subtract 2, plus the inverse of John Lennon's birthday.
For this he gets two detective badges.
Jeez guys, I was only gone for three days. What the hell happened, why is Rick Astley here?
Rick Astley is following his alternate career as window cleaner.
Obviously.
First choice was Paul McCartney but since he's been dead for years, Astley had to step up.
It's very simple, please try to keep up.
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