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Posted by: Jack

Remember the formula from "One Saliva Bubble", also co written by Frost and Lynch:

II x PIG^2 x C = (BOB)

(2 birds with one stone)

 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:02 pm
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Good stuff Colin!

Mynok, I am eternally grateful you created this outlet.

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:02 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

Good stuff Colin!

Mynok, I am eternally grateful you created this outlet.

Thank you, Mynok. Random and I have become firm friends. 🙂

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:10 pm
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Carl Rodd is like the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

In the last episode, he's gonna lure all the woodsmen, BOB, evil spirits, doppelgangers, Richard Horne, etc... away from Twin Peaks with his magic whistle.

But never before 9:30 PM.

Never.

 

 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:28 pm
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OK, the last part is called What is your name?

Jerry is asking his foot this question?

Diane and Evil Coop are lying in bed post failed coitus, she, of course is smoking a cigarette. In fact she smoked one during coitus attempts but as Evil Coop has misplaced his viagara, and that email advertising a new and improved version, best yet, free golden shovel with every $100 spent turned out to be a scam, so he's not performing as he did with Chantal, that was a stunt man btw who got her excited.

btw I still struggle with hearing Coop, even Evil Coop saying to Chantal, 'mmm, you're nice and wet.')

Diane, at the start of their attempt at guiltless love making says to Evil Coop, F*ck Me Reggie (Juana's (Grace Zabriskie) says this in Wild at Heart). During coitus, in between tugs on her cigarette, she points out the hotel really ought to invest in painting the ceiling now they've done the walls.

After she's tapped him on the shoulder like Renee does to Fred in Lost Highway, saying 'it's alright, we can try again in the morning.' She then has a moment similar to Nikki Grace in Inland Empire, and says, 'these are just like lines from our script.' She looks at Evil Coop and says, 'What is your name?'

Now then. The extras on Inland Empire involve David Lynch making quinoa with brocolli. In the last episode we get a strobed version of this, but that stops once it's finished. The camera is positioned looking up at DL as though from the quinoa's point of view. Lynch then says, 'what is your name?' In a classic Winkies reverse shot, the quinoa speaks in subtitles like Jerry's foot and says, 'quinoa. No, sorry, Special Agent Dale Cooper.'

The Double R now has a liquor license and the Woodsmen have realised the error of their ways having crushed BOB and the Experiment in a reverse Oedipus scenario, preferring their two Dads, David Lynch and Mark Frost, so they and all the other characters are having a piss up at the Double R and singing old sea shanties taught to them by ?????? who's spent a lot of time rowing, to that tower in the middle of the pinkish looking sea. Their daughters, Naidu and the American girl have come home for the holidays, so have accompanied them to Twin Peaks. Señorita Dido has sued the artist Dido for ripping off her tunes, written an eternity ago, so is feeling flush. Note she and ?????? are still however in black and white, but as everyone is well 'scorched engine' oiled they don't seem to notice. The main Woodsman however is outside most of this time asking random passers by if they have a light, but through an online 12 step programme and Headcrushers Anonymous monthly meets resists the temptation to crush their head. He is still banging on about the water and the well and that effing horse!

It could go another way however...

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:33 pm
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Posted by: Colin Basterfield.

It could go another way however...

Nope. I think you pretty much got it spot on. 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:37 pm
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Posted by: Myn0k
Posted by: Colin Basterfield.

It could go another way however...

Nope. I think you pretty much got it spot on. 

NO NO NO NO NO!

You cannot leave a cliff hanger like that.  SOMEBODY is going to light that dude's smoke!!! They have to! They just have to.  🙁

I bet Sarah would do it.

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:43 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Myn0k
Posted by: Colin Basterfield.

It could go another way however...

Nope. I think you pretty much got it spot on. 

NO NO NO NO NO!

You cannot leave a cliff hanger like that.  SOMEBODY is going to light that dude's smoke!!! They have to! They just have to.  🙁

I bet Sarah would do it.

Are you suggesting that between Sarah P and the main Woodsman, her giving him a light, there is an Invitation to Love.

Oooh, ooh. This could turn into a pun fest. That would be fun, how 'bout it?

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:46 pm
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Posted by: Jack

 

Cooper's Doppelganger (BOB) wants two things:

He wants the Real Dale (who couldn't leave the Lodge for 25 years) to die.

He wants the Experiment to die.

BOB knows he was birthed from the Experiment, that the Experiment is his mother.  BOB wants his mother dead because he wants to be the ultimate source of evil power.  BOB is full of greed and wants to be the only source of pain and sorrow.  BOB also does not want to return to the Black Lodge as there, he cannot keep all of the garmonbozia that he has collected by controlling his hosts on Earth.

BOB wants the real Dale to die because it has to happen as a result of the Dougie trick that he pulled.

 

You've gotta remember that Bad Coop and BOB are now separate. The Woodsmen took BOB out of Bad Coop in episode 8. No telling where BOB is now, but he's not with Bad Cooper. Bad Cooper is just, well, Bad Cooper. The doppelganger.

 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:50 pm
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The noise in the kitchen at Palmers house is a bunch of woodsmen walking randomly. I Can see Sarah kicking their butts when sober, and just rolling her eyes indifferently when drunk

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:53 pm
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I love the confusion between Cooper's doppelganger and BOB.  It's so ambiguous.  When the doppelganger says "Good...you're still with me.", that implied that he is aware that BOB can come and go as he pleases.  Whether that means that BOB needs help from Woodsmen or Electricians in order to do that is unknown.

So when BOB is inside the doppelganger, versus when BOB is outside of the doppelganger, how does that affect the doppelganger?  Does BOB's presence in the doppelganger affect his abilities?  Questions in a world of blue.

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:55 pm
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Posted by: Colin Basterfield

Oooh, ooh. This could turn into a pun fest. That would be fun, how 'bout it?

 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:57 pm
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Posted by: Colin Basterfield
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Myn0k
Posted by: Colin Basterfield.

It could go another way however...

Nope. I think you pretty much got it spot on. 

NO NO NO NO NO!

You cannot leave a cliff hanger like that.  SOMEBODY is going to light that dude's smoke!!! They have to! They just have to.  🙁

I bet Sarah would do it.

Are you suggesting that between Sarah P and the main Woodsman, her giving him a light, there is an Invitation to Love.

Oooh, ooh. This could turn into a pun fest. That would be fun, how 'bout it?

No, not love.  Sarah will never be able to love again.  But a mutual understanding and kinship, a shared affection for Salems and vodka and llamas.

It will be the platonic companionship they both so badly need.  He will keep her grounded and sane and will do the shopping so as not to frighten the clerks, and she will show him how a shower works and provide pummice soap to scrub away all that black stuff. She will also supply him an endless number of lights so that he will never to need to alarm passersby with his aggressive nicotine addiction.

They will sit side by side on the couch and watch animal documentaries, but Sarah will hae no further need for the grotesque predatory imagery.  They will watch the mating habits of bees as well as all the disney animal movies ever made.

True life partners.

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 2:58 pm
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Posted by: Jack

I love the confusion between Cooper's doppelganger and BOB.  It's so ambiguous.  When the doppelganger says "Good...you're still with me.", that implied that he is aware that BOB can come and go as he pleases.  Whether that means that BOB needs help from Woodsmen or Electricians in order to do that is unknown.

So when BOB is inside the doppelganger, versus when BOB is outside of the doppelganger, how does that affect the doppelganger?  Does BOB's presence in the doppelganger affect his abilities?  Questions in a world of blue.

They are both strong and they mutually serve one another for me. BadCoop isn't a simple man and that's why he's aware of BOB and also why BOB must love to be inside him. 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 3:01 pm
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Posted by: Jack

I love the confusion between Cooper's doppelganger and BOB.  It's so ambiguous.  When the doppelganger says "Good...you're still with me.", that implied that he is aware that BOB can come and go as he pleases.  Whether that means that BOB needs help from Woodsmen or Electricians in order to do that is unknown.

So when BOB is inside the doppelganger, versus when BOB is outside of the doppelganger, how does that affect the doppelganger?  Does BOB's presence in the doppelganger affect his abilities?  Questions in a world of blue.

I've wondered this too. I got the impression, from the conversation that Mr C. had with "Jeffries", that there was some coveted benefit among doppelgangers to have BOB inhabit them. 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 3:02 pm
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