On last minute request of actor and author David Duchovny himself, singer-songwriter Bree Sharp came out to Barnes & Noble Union Square, New York tonight to serenade him live on stage in celebration of the release of his debut novel, Holy Cow: A Modern-Day Dairy Tale (Amazon). Welcome to Twin Peaks was there to capture the moment and some of David’s embarrassment (but you can tell he absolutely loves the song).
David Duchovny performed live for David Duchovny by Bree Sharp
The Philadelphia-born singer recorded her fan tribute titled “David Duchovny” back in 1999, and X-Files assistants Charles Forsch and Will Shivers even made a star-studded video for the song featuring Brad Pitt, Melissa Etheridge, David Spade, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Calista Flockhart, Kiss, Whoopi Goldberg, Pamela Anderson, Chris Carter, Jerry Springer, George Clooney, Gillian Anderson, Vince Gilligan and many others lip-syncing the lyrics!
Bree Sharp – David Duchovny (lyrics)
It’s Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The tv light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in best I can, I know I’m just another fan
But I can’t help feeling I could love this secret agent man
And I can’t wait anymore for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why won’t you love me?
Why won’t you love me?
My friends all tell me “Girl you know it’s just a show,”
But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI’s on my mind
I’m waiting for the day when my lucky stars align
In the form of David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love
David Duchovny, hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and coming
David Duchovny, why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me, why won’t you love me?
So smooth and so smart, he’s abducted my heart
And I’m falling apart from the looks I’ve received from those eyes
I can’t believe, well you can say I’m naive
But he told me to believe
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone
And I would say David Duchovny, why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me, why won’t you love me?
David Duchovny, why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me, why won’t you love me?
David Duchovny, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny, I know you could love me
I’m sweet and I’m cuddly
I’m gonna kill Scully
David Duchovny, why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me, why won’t you love me?
Fire walk with 
