In the last few moments of the season two finale of Twin Peaks, we learned that Dale Cooper’s evil doppelgänger got out into the world. So fans were expecting to see Kyle MacLachlan play two parts, Good Coop and Bad Coop, in Twin Peaks: The Return. Of course, David Lynch and Mark Frost surprised everyone by adding two, possibly three extra Coopers to the mix. In honor of Kyle MacLachlan’s phenomenal performance as Dale Cooper, Mr. C, Dougie Jones, Dougie Coop, the new Dougie, and Richard, here’s a soft unisex sweatshirt featuring three, excuse me, DAMN fine words.

Also available as a t-shirt for men and women.