We may not all be as gifted as Garnet Mae Cross, the lady who baked the infamous cherry pie enjoyed so much by FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper in the second episode of Twin Peaks, but we all have a little something we’re famous for, right? It might even just be that you put the exact right amount of milk on the Fruit Loops. We can support that, too.

Show off your culinary abilities or just your fandom with this Twin Peaks ceramic pie plate. It features Cooper’s “This must be where pies go when they die” quote on the inside, alongside the logo for the show’s Double R Diner. We hear they have some damn fine coffee, there, too. You know, if you sent this to a Twin Peaks fan, prefilled with pie… that’d be just about the best present ever. We bet you’d get an epic poem as a thank you note.