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(@samxtherapy)
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It's one I've never heard in all me 58 years being a Brit.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 9:54 am
(@kyle-anderson)
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What if real Diane happens to be....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Janey-E, who was in Las Vegas sheriff station explaining how his husband provoked a black out in the whole Rancho Rosa estate? After all she is Diane's (tulpa) half-sister.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 10:07 am
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Some highlights:

 

Mr. C will kill Cooper with a fatal papercut, using the last missing Page from Lauras diary. 

 

 Teapot-Jefferies will be hierd by the RR-diner to introduce Mr. C's (the new ovner) new "Damn good cup of tea"-franchise. He will partner up with Dick tremayne for interior design, giving the whole place a overhaul. This part will also feature a cameo by Chip Foose. 

 

All of Twin peaks will be revealed to be the sleep-apnea induced dreams of Jaques Renault. 

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 10:13 am
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Posted by: SamXTherapy

It's one I've never heard in all me 58 years being a Brit.

Even more troubling.  

And news from Deer Meadow.  I turned 57 last week, and already forgot.  🙁 🙁

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 10:29 am
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Posted by: Jonas Jonassen Hoksnes

Some highlights:

Mr. C will kill Cooper with a fatal papercut, using the last missing Page from Lauras diary. 

So, this is a random coincidence.  (with apologies to Trey Anastasio:)

Floyd is dead; he's nothing but a ripple
Cause Milly took that paper
And sliced him on the nipple

 

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 10:34 am
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Dale Cooper wakes up next to Diane in bed and says 'I have just had the strangest dream.  I was an FBI agent sent to a town called Twin Peaks and you were my secretary who I used to speak to on a tape recorder but later turned out to be a tulpa.  I was investigating this murder and then after about a month I was trapped inside a Black Lodge for 25 years whilst a bad version of me travelled around causing mayhem and havoc.  I then reappeared and was stuck inside a dougie with the Las Vegas blues again.  I then came back to being the real me and went back to Twin Peaks to sort out the bad Coop and make the world right again.'  Diane replies 'Fuck you.  You an FBI agent you must be dreaming.'

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 10:41 am
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Has anyone noticed the similarities between the first blue rose case (Lois Duffy) and the Dale Cooper/Mr. C case? We've speculated about the difference between tulpas and doppelgängers but if this difference was in fact... non-exist-ent? 😉

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 11:09 am
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Parts 17 and 18 will just be two hours of Nadine and Dr. Jacoby digging in the woods and falling in love.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 11:10 am
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To wank is to pleasure oneself.

Since Margaret Lanterman told Hawk that Laura is the One, it follows that the climax of this story will most likely involve Laura's return to Twin Peaks in whatever form she now takes or inhabits.  It should also somehow deal with whatever is in Sarah Palmer, be it the Mother or Experiment or some other great force or being.  I would also assume that Dale Cooper, the Fireman and Señorita Dido are likewise involved in this meeting.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 11:21 am
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Perhaps the opening scene will be at Audrey's gravestone?? I don't have any serious ideas about her, but I feel like we've gotta visit a graveyard at some point for something... Maybe for Harry Truman?

Then again, we still have the second trek up to Jackrabbit's palace, right? 

Hawk, Bobby, and Forster Truman will go grab Big Ed, and then they'll go get James and green glove from prison for a Bookhouse Boys outing.

Does anyone else think that spot (by Jackrabbit's Palace) matches the coordinates Mr. C really wanted? I dunno.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 12:18 pm
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It'll be two hours of James, Freddy, Naido, the Drunk and Chad bonding over their shared enthusiasm for woodworking.

Also, Sonny Jim is James somehow.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 12:39 pm
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Posted by: Al Dickerson

It'll be two hours of James, Freddy, Naido, the Drunk and Chad bonding over their shared enthusiasm for woodworking.

Also, Sonny Jim is James somehow.

Sonny James, haha!!

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 1:45 pm
(@samxtherapy)
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Posted by: Dale Wittig

To wank is to pleasure oneself.

 

Well yes but "Fanwank" is a new one on me.

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 1:55 pm
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Not the oldest, not even close. 

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 1:59 pm
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How many times have I told you all, no wanking on the forum. 

 
Posted : 30/08/2017 2:08 pm
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