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You can't stop what's coming
I hated episode 11 before it was cool.
I hated it before they even thought of making it. In fact, I hated it before the original Twin Peaks was even conceived, or in fact, before Lynch and Frost were born, or their parents, grandparents, great grandparents, all the way back to the plains of Africa, the previous 3 ice ages, the meteor strikes, the rise of multicellular life on earth and even way before the Big Bang.
So there.
Can I hate just a "tiny bit" more Deputy Sam??
No. Not unless you can prove there was a quantum indeterminacy event which caused the formation of a bubble universe, which gave rise to the entire spacetime continuum which we currently inhabit. Alternate universes do not count in this scenario; after all, there could be one in which James Hurley has some discernible musical talent and that's just a step too far.
😉
I hated episode 11 before it was cool.
I hated it before they even thought of making it. In fact, I hated it before the original Twin Peaks was even conceived, or in fact, before Lynch and Frost were born, or their parents, grandparents, great grandparents, all the way back to the plains of Africa, the previous 3 ice ages, the meteor strikes, the rise of multicellular life on earth and even way before the Big Bang.
So there.
Can I hate just a "tiny bit" more Deputy Sam??
No. Not unless you can prove there was a quantum indeterminacy event which caused the formation of a bubble universe, which gave rise to the entire spacetime continuum which we currently inhabit. Alternate universes do not count in this scenario; after all, there could be one in which James Hurley has some discernible musical talent and that's just a step too far.
😉
Ok. We have a winner?
*Bows*
Thank you! I accept this award in the spirit it was given and I promise to use it and my fabulous legs and delicious boobies to promote world peace...
Oops, wrong award ceremony.
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When it turned out it was all Ben's coma-induced hallucination!
I hated episode 11 before it was cool.
I hated it before they even thought of making it. In fact, I hated it before the original Twin Peaks was even conceived, or in fact, before Lynch and Frost were born, or their parents, grandparents, great grandparents, all the way back to the plains of Africa, the previous 3 ice ages, the meteor strikes, the rise of multicellular life on earth and even way before the Big Bang.
So there.
Can I hate just a "tiny bit" more Deputy Sam??
No. Not unless you can prove there was a quantum indeterminacy event which caused the formation of a bubble universe, which gave rise to the entire spacetime continuum which we currently inhabit. Alternate universes do not count in this scenario; after all, there could be one in which James Hurley has some discernible musical talent and that's just a step too far.
😉
Don't give spoilers for the plot!
I am genuinely incredulous, right around now, and now, but none more so in part 11 when we saw Waldo the Mynah Bird hop out of the Black Lodge onto the thankfully more than dry white paint around the pool of scorched engine oil at Glastonbury Grove. With a stunning over the shoulder (do birds have shoulders?) camera shot of his reflection in the pool by moonlight, we see that BOB has now taken on Waldo the myna bird as his new host. For a second he forgets he's out of the lodge and tweets forward what he recorded backwards in the Black Lodge on his miniature Diane style tape recorder (notwithstanding a lack of opposing thumb), 'Leo, no, Leo no.' PAUSE. 'I'm glad you're with me. Now, let's go corrupt another myna.' (Groan at your leisure) And with that he takes flight, and with a flip of his superpower Black Lodge special wings, he tips the owl that isn't what he seems into the ditch. The owl is no match for DoppelWaldo, or WaldoGanger to his friends.
The rest of part 11 was suboptimal at best. To be more candid, just crap...
I'll need me coat, it's raining here in Auckland! 🙂
I hated episode 11 before it was cool.
I hated it before they even thought of making it. In fact, I hated it before the original Twin Peaks was even conceived, or in fact, before Lynch and Frost were born, or their parents, grandparents, great grandparents, all the way back to the plains of Africa, the previous 3 ice ages, the meteor strikes, the rise of multicellular life on earth and even way before the Big Bang.
So there.
Can I hate just a "tiny bit" more Deputy Sam??
No. Not unless you can prove there was a quantum indeterminacy event which caused the formation of a bubble universe, which gave rise to the entire spacetime continuum which we currently inhabit. Alternate universes do not count in this scenario; after all, there could be one in which James Hurley has some discernible musical talent and that's just a step too far.
😉
Don't give spoilers for the plot!
Sorry! ☹️
Totally agree. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach the moment it became clear James was carrying a guitar case.
O NOES!!!
Head for the hills!
If you thought his falsetto was bad THEN...
Totally agree. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach the moment it became clear James was carrying a guitar case.
O NOES!!!
Head for the hills!
If you thought his falsetto was bad THEN...
You are indeed the absolute genius of horror.
Ugh the level of "try hard" here is off the charts.
Speak for yourselves. I think part 11 made part 8 look like an episode of Mr Rogers' Neighborhood (no offense to Fred). I loved it. Not to mention, Audrey had 2 1/2 seconds of screen time and Coop formulated a complete sentence all on his own!
When was the 2.5 seconds of Audrey screen time? I missed it
Speak for yourselves. I think part 11 made part 8 look like an episode of Mr Rogers' Neighborhood (no offense to Fred). I loved it. Not to mention, Audrey had 2 1/2 seconds of screen time and Coop formulated a complete sentence all on his own!
When was the 2.5 seconds of Audrey screen time? I missed it
Sam started this thread a few days ago prior to the episode airing. I was being humorous. I don't want to send you on a wild goose chase. Apologies for the confusion.
Ahh, so it was you, HamSexParty, who wrote this, and in jest! I saw this in here before I got to watch it and didn't want to actually read it until I had watched the episode.
Personally, I think Stonch and Lyrf are really doing a grand job with "Twat Punks in the Reer". Even if Real Doopec doesn't wake up until the last episode, that's fine by me.
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