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Posted by: SamXTherapy
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So SamXTherapy, if anyone ever needs to torture you for information, I'm presuming all they need to do is tie you down and force-feed you the footage of James singing that diabolical song?

Nobody's managed it yet. ?

I love the implication that many have tried...

 
Posted : 17/07/2017 7:03 pm
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I have a black belt in running away real fast. ? 

 
Posted : 17/07/2017 7:05 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy

Poor guy, this is cruel and unusual punishment...

 

Change of lyrics: "REPLAYED forever..."

 
Posted : 17/07/2017 9:27 pm
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Posted by: elesea-honu
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: elesea-honu

So SamXTherapy, if anyone ever needs to torture you for information, I'm presuming all they need to do is tie you down and force-feed you the footage of James singing that diabolical song?

Nobody's managed it yet. ?

I love the implication that many have tried...

^ ^ ^

Detecting Albert/Constance-style flirtation here.

 
Posted : 17/07/2017 9:41 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy

For 1stDragonarse...

 

haha, perfect!

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:03 am
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Better late than never?

 

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:56 am
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Posted by: elesea-honu
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: elesea-honu

So SamXTherapy, if anyone ever needs to torture you for information, I'm presuming all they need to do is tie you down and force-feed you the footage of James singing that diabolical song?

Nobody's managed it yet. ?

I love the implication that many have tried...

^ ^ ^

Detecting Albert/Constance-style flirtation here.

Yeah, but Albert is a cynical, misanthropic, grumpy old bastard.  Oh wait...

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 6:53 am
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Wait, nooo, that's not what I meant....

I meant just two people with things in common finding love by accident....

?

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 7:26 am
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Hello... Bob?

 

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:29 am
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Posted by: Oyster Bells

Wait, nooo, that's not what I meant....

I meant just two people with things in common finding love by accident....

?

Yes but I'm sorry to tell you that I'm just not attracted to you in that way.  I mean, you're a nice enough person and all that...

😉

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:01 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy

Hello... Bob?

 

That is brilliant!  And more than just a little bit creepy.  Bob.  Bob.  Bob.

I am very happy : )

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:28 pm
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*Bows*

Thank you!  I'll be here all week!

Try the fish!

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:30 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Oyster Bells

Wait, nooo, that's not what I meant....

I meant just two people with things in common finding love by accident....

?

Yes but I'm sorry to tell you that I'm just not attracted to you in that way.  I mean, you're a nice enough person and all that...

😉

Oyster Bells, unless I'm very much mistaken you've just been re-cast as Constance...

So I'm casting myself as Gordon Cole, watching over the lovebirds from the sidelines...

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:32 pm
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The Roadhouse gigs get weirder...

 

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:40 pm
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Posted by: elesea-honu
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Oyster Bells

Wait, nooo, that's not what I meant....

I meant just two people with things in common finding love by accident....

?

Yes but I'm sorry to tell you that I'm just not attracted to you in that way.  I mean, you're a nice enough person and all that...

😉

Oyster Bells, unless I'm very much mistaken you've just been re-cast as Constance...

So I'm casting myself as Gordon Cole, watching over the lovebirds from the sidelines...

I know what Ol' Oyster meant but as me old Dad used to say, "If you see someone digging themselves a hole, give them another shovel". 

I'm dead helpful, me.

?

 
Posted : 18/07/2017 3:43 pm
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