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(@myn0k)
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The wackier the better. Chances are there may even be some merit to them!

Here's mine

?????? is actually Cooper. Thus, Cooper birthed Laura Palmer all along. Due to some time paradox thingiemabob (is it past or present?), the Giant is now in Dougie's body, and Cooper is in the White Lodge playing the role of the Fireman. 

Your turn!

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:06 pm
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I have none...... yet.  But I am SUPER excited to see what comes up!!!!

Actually, I do have a new small theory brewing, Windom Earle and Agent Jeffries are fighting for control over Tammy. Not wacky, but still in it's early staged of enlightenment.

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:09 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I have none...... yet.  But I am SUPER excited to see what comes up!!!!

Actually, I do have a new small theory brewing, Windom Earle and Agent Jeffries are fighting for control over Tammy. Not wacky, but still in it's early staged of enlightenment.

The word "super" was written in capitals. Was that some Lynchian, cryptic clue? 

😉

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:11 pm
(@silentbobni)
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Sorry to keep repeating myself but it's all about big Ed, ALL OF IT!!!

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:12 pm
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Big Ed's blonde hair is bound to be significant.

 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:14 pm
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Posted by: Myn0k
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I have none...... yet.  But I am SUPER excited to see what comes up!!!!

Actually, I do have a new small theory brewing, Windom Earle and Agent Jeffries are fighting for control over Tammy. Not wacky, but still in it's early staged of enlightenment.

The word "super" was written in capitals. Was that some Lynchian, cryptic clue? 

😉

YES!

Um, maybe.

no 🙁

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:16 pm
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DoppelLaura = Mother/Experiment

Sylvia Horne = Girl from 1956

Don't ask me why...

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:20 pm
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I can't find where i read it but it's in this forum and I like The theory about the turky being poisonous and the cause for the baby killer with the gun and the girl vomiting  in the shooting scene(maybe also the Sky Ferreira character's arm problem) 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:25 pm
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Candy will be Diane's daughter. 

Richard and Linda will be twins or, Richard is schizophrenic and is both.

Harry "beats" whatever ailment he is fighting. 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:25 pm
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Posted by: ezekielmoist

I can't find where i read it but it's in this forum and I like The theory about the turky being poisonous and the cause for the baby killer with the gun and the girl vomiting  in the shooting scene(maybe also the Sky Ferreira character's arm problem) 

Remind me about the babykiller with the gun? I can't place the scene?

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:27 pm
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Posted by: Numnum19

Candy will be Diane's daughter. 

Nice!

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:29 pm
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Posted by: Myn0k
Posted by: ezekielmoist

I can't find where i read it but it's in this forum and I like The theory about the turky being poisonous and the cause for the baby killer with the gun and the girl vomiting  in the shooting scene(maybe also the Sky Ferreira character's arm problem) 

Remind me about the babykiller with the gun? I can't place the scene?

The same shooting scene.  I Call him babykiller cause of the great stare he gives at Bobby (like 'I am the boss! )

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:30 pm
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Posted by: OctavioLemos

DoppelLaura = Mother/Experiment

Sylvia Horne = Girl from 1956

Don't ask me why...

On another site, immediately after Episode 8, Sylvia Horne was my first guess for Girl, 1956, mostly because she's always in an extremely sour mood.  We've never seen her happy.  I think (but can't confirm) that we've at least seen Sarah Palmer smile on camera.  

 

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:31 pm
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Posted by: Numnum19

Candy will be Diane's daughter. 

 

Yes.  No coincidence if you can get the name Diane from Candie!

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:34 pm
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Posted by: ezekielmoist
Posted by: Numnum19

Candy will be Diane's daughter. 

 

Yes.  No coincidence if you can get the name Diane from Candie!

Ooooh good call.  Do we know her middle name?  What if it starts with C?

 
Posted : 02/08/2017 6:37 pm
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