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D.A.M.N. Good Coffee And Hot T-Shirt
$34.95
Just say yes… to caffeine.
A bold mashup of the iconic D.A.R.E. slogan and Agent Dale Cooper’s most sacred creed, this shirt proudly proclaims your commitment to the sleuthiest addiction of all: good coffee, served hot.
Printed in striking red-on-black 80s PSA typography, the D.A.M.N. Good Coffee And Hot unisex t-shirt looks like it walked straight out of a high school assembly—right before the FBI showed up to talk about cherry pie.
100% ring-spun cotton for that Pacific Northwestern comfort
Pairs best with caffeine, flannel, and mystery
Wear it responsibly. Sip dangerously.
Size chartUnisex T-Shirt
Description
Product features
– No side seams for a sleek look
– Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
– Shoulder tape for added stability
– Soft and durable fabric ideal for printing
– Ethically made with US cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dry clean
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
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Estimated delivery times
| Apparel (t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, bags) | Stickers, pins & magnets | Mugs, phone cases & other items |
|---|---|---|
| 5-8 business days within the US & Europe | 3-5 business days within Europe | 7 business days within the US |
| 12-15 business days to the rest of the world | 8-15 business days worldwide | 7-15 business days worldwide |
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