Please explain to a Luddite...
I guess I'm a Luddite in that I don't have a laptop and much prefer using my desktop computer for online stuff. Cant' be doing with the fiddly little buttons and/or touchscreen on me phone. Never been able to justify the cost of a laptop against the fact they're underpowered compared to me desktop machine, and to get something of comparable performance specs I'd have to sell a few internal organs to raise the cash.
I do, however, sometimes play games on the phone. And I even use it for calls.
I have a smartphone, and I am a zombie. But in my defense I've always been half catatonic 😀
I'm probably a zombie, I just don't have a smartphone.