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The World's Greatest Source of Garmonbozia Is...

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(@ric_bissell)
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Sarah Palmer.

Think about it:

Her husband was a possessed pedophile who repeatedly raped her daughter, killed her, was caught and then killed himself in police custody.

Her own daughter had a coke habit that would kill a horse, and had sex with so many different people it wouldn't surprise me she included a horse, and wound up dead, wrapped in plastic.

Her niece was killed in her own living room.  By her husband.  She had disturbing, frightening visions of BOB and a white, yes, horse.

And now she's an bloody (Mary) alcoholic who watches gory nature shows and decades-old poor-video boxing matches, while some Woodsmen rummage around in her kitchen.

Yum-yum.  Creamed corn, anyone?  >:-|

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Posted : 23/08/2017 12:14 pm
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Don't forget about the face removing, trucker killing, not a drop of blood on her Sarah as well.  🙂

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 12:16 pm
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Does the world know no justice?  This poor woman should be left alone.  I hope she gets her moment in the sun even if its just to lay a beat down on the thing inside her.

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 12:18 pm
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Posted by: Charlie

Does the world know no justice?  This poor woman should be left alone.  I hope she gets her moment in the sun even if its just to lay a beat down on the thing inside her.

Seriously! How much pain and suffering does one person have to endure? How much creamed corn is the universe going to shove down her throat?

At least got to lay a beat down on the trucker.

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 12:25 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Charlie

Does the world know no justice?  This poor woman should be left alone.  I hope she gets her moment in the sun even if its just to lay a beat down on the thing inside her.

Seriously! How much pain and suffering does one person have to endure? How much creamed corn is the universe going to shove down her throat?

At least got to lay a beat down on the trucker.

You have never seen Eastenders, have you?  This is nowt.

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 12:28 pm
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Hutch & Chantal's conversation after the Todd assassination alluded to one of the greatest theoretical sources of Garmonbozia. Namely the genocide of the Native Americans. The almost complete wiping out of an entire population, would have profound effects on the supernatural realms on the North American continent. 

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 4:51 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Charlie

Does the world know no justice?  This poor woman should be left alone.  I hope she gets her moment in the sun even if its just to lay a beat down on the thing inside her.

Seriously! How much pain and suffering does one person have to endure? How much creamed corn is the universe going to shove down her throat?

At least got to lay a beat down on the trucker.

You have never seen Eastenders, have you?  This is nowt.

Pat Butcher's earrings. Shudder! 😉 

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 4:52 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Charlie

Does the world know no justice?  This poor woman should be left alone.  I hope she gets her moment in the sun even if its just to lay a beat down on the thing inside her.

Seriously! How much pain and suffering does one person have to endure? How much creamed corn is the universe going to shove down her throat?

At least got to lay a beat down on the trucker.

You have never seen Eastenders, have you?  This is nowt.

Pat Butcher's earrings. Shudder! 😉 

Pat Butcher.  Double Shudder.

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 4:55 pm
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Get Danny Dyer over to WA. "Right you muggy black lodge slags, I'm going spill your claret all over the place"

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 5:05 pm
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Have you ever seen the old net post "If Star Wars was set in Barnsley?"  How about relocating Twin Peaks to Peckham?

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 6:05 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy

Have you ever seen the old net post "If Star Wars was set in Barnsley?"  How about relocating Twin Peaks to Peckham?

Lol

Who is the doppelganger?

 

Agent or Uncle Albert?

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 6:19 pm
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Can just see Albert saying: "You plonker" at someone haha

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 6:43 pm
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Rodney!  'Ave you been at the bleedin' garmonbozia again, you plonker?

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 7:40 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Steve Moss
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Charlie

Does the world know no justice?  This poor woman should be left alone.  I hope she gets her moment in the sun even if its just to lay a beat down on the thing inside her.

Seriously! How much pain and suffering does one person have to endure? How much creamed corn is the universe going to shove down her throat?

At least got to lay a beat down on the trucker.

You have never seen Eastenders, have you?  This is nowt.

Pat Butcher's earrings. Shudder! 😉 

Pat Butcher.  Double Shudder.

It was never the same after Angie left. And Den died. Again.

 
Posted : 23/08/2017 10:06 pm
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