Use a 5 blade razor with Vick's instead of shaving cream.
And here's another, guaranteed to wake you right up...
Toothpaste in the eye. You'll be wide awake in no time. Oh boy, will you ever.
Years ago, a roommate used to "wake up" by dropping oregano oil on his tongue. Eventually, I decided to give a go. Gotta say, thatull wake ya up in da more-nin, laddy! Oddly, I can eat habaneros like candy, but oregano oil WTF? No thanks.
Yes!
Another one is to cut chillies, remove the seeds with your bare hands, forget you've recently done exactly that and then go for a wee. Eeesh.
Meh, I was a cook in a Chinese restaraunt for years. Was very careful when prepping chilies, but yeah . . . it gets busy sometimes . . .Making that mustard is definitely not for the weak though. You wanna wake people up only to suffocate and then kill them minutes later. Make Chinese mustard.
Use a 5 blade razor with Vick's instead of shaving cream.
Now that's just sadistic.
Or masochistic, depending on how you look at it.
On a somewhat more serious note, which I do only on occasion, maybe Diane is what is needed to wake up Coop.
Yes!
Another one is to cut chillies, remove the seeds with your bare hands, forget you've recently done exactly that and then go for a wee. Eeesh.
Or especially rub your eye.
Yes!
Another one is to cut chillies, remove the seeds with your bare hands, forget you've recently done exactly that and then go for a wee. Eeesh.
Or especially rub your eye.
Yep, that's enormous fun. I try to do it on a daily basis. If, however, you get bored of it, try the toothpaste variation instead.
It's surprising how a little minty freshness can make you want to pull out your eye and rinse it under cold water for a week or two.
Top tip: Burning chilies in eyes can be counteracted with a teaspoon of milk. No, don't drink it, bathe yer eye in it. Even better if you have one of those little eye cup thingies.
When the lady in the 'I can't keep up (or whatever it was)' thread said that she abandons ship when the 'jokers' hot, she surely wasn't on about this thread/us lot. Oh no. Nope. Noooo. Nothing to see here, move along, move along...
When the lady in the 'I can't keep up (or whatever it was)' thread said that she abandons ship when the 'jokers' hot, she surely wasn't on about this thread/us lot. Oh no. Nope. Noooo. Nothing to see here, move along, move along...
Yep, it'd be a shame if people missed out on all this valuable information. I just bet they wish they'd paid attention next time they get chili juice in the eye.
Oh well, there's no helping some people. 😉
What would 'wake you up'?
Hi owl,
Jade give two rides, then
Janey-E gives two rides, then
Candie gives two rides.
Then rest for the next 25 years. 😉
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What would 'wake you up'?
Hi owl,
Jade give two rides, then
Janey-E gives two rides, then
Candie gives two rides.
Then rest for the next 25 years. 😉
- /< /\ /> -
No stamina?
I know I already posted this in another thread, but I have to do again to show that somebody beat us to it.
Maybe this will wake up Cooper.
I know I already posted this in another thread, but I have to do again to show that somebody beat us to it.
Maybe this will wake up Cooper.
Splendid!
I visited Cologne, the home of Kolsch, and for lager, it's quite tasty.
