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If you'd been in the black lodge for 25 years..,.

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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I'm only thinking of anything that might have helped James not be himself.

Perhaps a pint of Lets Rock Doppelganger-bock would work.

Or a trip to the Black Lodge.

A good slapping with a brick should work wonders.

Provided by Bob.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 10:54 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I'm only thinking of anything that might have helped James not be himself.

Perhaps a pint of Lets Rock Doppelganger-bock would work.

Or a trip to the Black Lodge.

A good slapping with a brick should work wonders.

Provided by Bob.

Provided by me.  I'd be happy to do a public service.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 10:56 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I'm only thinking of anything that might have helped James not be himself.

Perhaps a pint of Lets Rock Doppelganger-bock would work.

Or a trip to the Black Lodge.

A good slapping with a brick should work wonders.

Provided by Bob.

Provided by me.  I'd be happy to do a public service.

Why do you get to have all the fun?

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 10:57 pm
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Back to the original question...

After 25 years in the Lodge, the first thing I'd probably need is a pee.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:08 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I'm only thinking of anything that might have helped James not be himself.

Perhaps a pint of Lets Rock Doppelganger-bock would work.

Or a trip to the Black Lodge.

A good slapping with a brick should work wonders.

Provided by Bob.

Provided by me.  I'd be happy to do a public service.

Why do you get to have all the fun?

OK, you talked me into it.  We take turns. Or we have a brick each.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:09 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I'm only thinking of anything that might have helped James not be himself.

Perhaps a pint of Lets Rock Doppelganger-bock would work.

Or a trip to the Black Lodge.

A good slapping with a brick should work wonders.

Provided by Bob.

Provided by me.  I'd be happy to do a public service.

Why do you get to have all the fun?

OK, you talked me into it.  We take turns. Or we have a brick each.

YES!

And as for the pee part, I think you win this one.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:09 pm
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And on that note, I'm off to me bed.  It's daft o'clock in the morning here.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:14 pm
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But is it the thing that would wake you up?

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:16 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

 Bell's: s'teL kcoR kcobleppoD (Let's Rock Doppelbock)

Goose Island: Glastonberry Scorched Oil Stout

New Glarus: White of the Eyes Wheat

Dogfish Head: Has Anyone Seen Billy Barley Wine

Left Hand: Two Birds, One Stone 90min IPA (aged in barrels made of ponderosa pine - same exact tree that the Log Lady's Log is from)

 

 

I'm pretty much sold on the doppelbock you suggested.

What if we make it a Let's Rock Doppelganger-bock?  Spelled backwards of course.

s'teL kcoR kcob-regnagleppoD 

Perfecto. Gracias.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:21 pm
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Posted by: Caoimhín Shirey
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

 Bell's: s'teL kcoR kcobleppoD (Let's Rock Doppelbock)

Goose Island: Glastonberry Scorched Oil Stout

New Glarus: White of the Eyes Wheat

Dogfish Head: Has Anyone Seen Billy Barley Wine

Left Hand: Two Birds, One Stone 90min IPA (aged in barrels made of ponderosa pine - same exact tree that the Log Lady's Log is from)

 

 

I'm pretty much sold on the doppelbock you suggested.

What if we make it a Let's Rock Doppelganger-bock?  Spelled backwards of course.

s'teL kcoR kcob-regnagleppoD 

Perfecto. Gracias.

Lol, can you imagine having a few of those and trying to order another.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:28 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Caoimhín Shirey
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

 Bell's: s'teL kcoR kcobleppoD (Let's Rock Doppelbock)

Goose Island: Glastonberry Scorched Oil Stout

New Glarus: White of the Eyes Wheat

Dogfish Head: Has Anyone Seen Billy Barley Wine

Left Hand: Two Birds, One Stone 90min IPA (aged in barrels made of ponderosa pine - same exact tree that the Log Lady's Log is from)

 

 

I'm pretty much sold on the doppelbock you suggested.

What if we make it a Let's Rock Doppelganger-bock?  Spelled backwards of course.

s'teL kcoR kcob-regnagleppoD 

Perfecto. Gracias.

Lol, can you imagine having a few of those and trying to order another.

Haha. I think I'd give up and just describe the picture on the bottle. 

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:30 pm
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Or just point and grunt.

 
Posted : 08/08/2017 11:32 pm
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Some things to *try* to wake you up after 25 years in the Lodge:

Having a wet shave and then splashing lots of potent aftershave on your face.

A good old fashioned wind-up two bell n hammer alarm clock (you don';t see em anymore due to our digital age).

Luciano Pavarotti singing directly in your face.

Eating a Phall.

Sex with Naomi Wa..... oh.

 

 
Posted : 09/08/2017 3:59 am
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Use a 5 blade razor with Vick's instead of shaving cream.

 
Posted : 09/08/2017 4:04 am
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Posted by: Karen

Use a 5 blade razor with Vick's instead of shaving cream.

PMSL!

 
Posted : 09/08/2017 6:00 am
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