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If you'd been in the black lodge for 25 years..,.

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What would 'wake you up'?

Coffee?

Cocaine?

Cherry pie?

Mozart?

Acid indigestion?

Lionel Ritchie?

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 5:57 pm
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Posted by: Ruskinowl

What would 'wake you up'?

Coffee?

Cocaine?

Cherry pie?

Mozart?

Acid indigestion?

Lionel Ritchie?

My teddy bear repeating over and over again "Hello Jack, how are you today?  Hello Jack, how are you today?  Hello Jack, how are you today?"

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 6:01 pm
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A nice jump in a cold Washington state lake.

 

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 6:05 pm
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"If you'd been in the black lodge for 25 years..,."

I'd be gagging for a shagging.  And a pint.  In that order.

So, all Coop needs now is a pint.  That is, a British pint - 0.576 litres, as opposed to the teeny tiny US pint - 0.44 litres.

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 7:13 pm
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Beer

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 7:32 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

Beer

That's what I said.  Why you no listen?

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 7:34 pm
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I know that's what you said.

But the question was "What would 'wake you up'?"

My answer was beer.  Beer would wake me up.  🙂

Why you be hatin? 😉

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 7:36 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I know that's what you said.

But the question was "What would 'wake you up'?"

My answer was beer.  Beer would wake me up.  🙂

Why you be hatin? 😉

Now you're just being obtuse. 😉

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 7:52 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I know that's what you said.

But the question was "What would 'wake you up'?"

My answer was beer.  Beer would wake me up.  🙂

Why you be hatin? 😉

Now you're just being obtuse. 😉

Hey, we all gotta do what we're good at. 😀

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 7:53 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I know that's what you said.

But the question was "What would 'wake you up'?"

My answer was beer.  Beer would wake me up.  🙂

Why you be hatin? 😉

Now you're just being obtuse. 😉

Hey, we all gotta do what we're good at. 😀

My English teacher once screeched at me "Are you deliberately trying to be obtuse?!" after I had yet again missed the point of something.  I just sat, looking a bit puzzled & muttering about wasn't that a kind of... angle?
*sigh*

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 8:07 pm
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Posted by: Lynn Watson
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: SamXTherapy
Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I know that's what you said.

But the question was "What would 'wake you up'?"

My answer was beer.  Beer would wake me up.  🙂

Why you be hatin? 😉

Now you're just being obtuse. 😉

Hey, we all gotta do what we're good at. 😀

My English teacher once screeched at me "Are you deliberately trying to be obtuse?!" after I had yet again missed the point of something.  I just sat, looking a bit puzzled & muttering about wasn't that a kind of... angle?
*sigh*

Most of my teachers hated me and it was mutual.

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 8:14 pm
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Hey Sam...on THIS side of the pond, we don't cotton to measuring our pints in fractions of litres.  A pint is 2 cups, 16 ounces of liquid-  in this case, beer! 🙂

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 9:49 pm
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Posted by: Annie Blackburn

Hey Sam...on THIS side of the pond, we don't cotton to measuring our pints in fractions of litres.  A pint is 2 cups, 16 ounces of liquid-  in this case, beer! 🙂

YEAH! So there!  😉

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 9:52 pm
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Posted by: SamXTherapy

"If you'd been in the black lodge for 25 years..,."

I'd be gagging for a shagging.  And a pint.  In that order.

So, all Coop needs now is a pint.  That is, a British pint - 0.576 litres, as opposed to the teeny tiny US pint - 0.44 litres.

Your request is granted:

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 9:57 pm
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Your request is granted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The only thing that could have made that better is if it had been gold, brow, or avocado green shag from the 60's/70's.

 
Posted : 07/08/2017 9:59 pm
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