Watching TP while on holiday
Tiny little caravan in the English broads :/
If you pay for Sky TV can't you use their app (Sky Go, I think?)? You'll need sufficient mobile data, though... to watch (hopefully not an a "f******* telephone"!) and then to come and have a chat!
If not, I hope your holiday is sufficiently enjoyable that you won't mind clocking out from the net for a bit.