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(@charlie)
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Since I am not feeling like much of a voice of anger or happiness about the finale, why don't I offer this little place for all the angry members to scream out their garmonbozia here.  A warning has been place on the door that no one should enter this post without treat of suffering from the hate within.  Enjoy your little place in this, my death bag.

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 4:32 pm
(@b-randy)
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Charlie, you're the greatest! 

Did you really think I wouldn't enter?  😀

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 4:33 pm
(@jumping-man)
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I'm angry Leland Palmer didn't made it to the stage of the roadhouse for a dippity doo song for us.  That's at least good for 400 grams of garmonbozia !

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 4:35 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

Charlie, you're the greatest! 

Did you really think I wouldn't enter?  😀

Ha, maybe not first in line!

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 4:36 pm
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I'm angry that "Jimmy" did make it to the stage and that Leland did not! I'm also angry that canned corn EXISTS!  It is the true definition of pain and suffering.

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 4:37 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher

I'm angry that "Jimmy" did make it to the stage and that Leland did not! I'm also angry that canned corn EXISTS!  It is the true definition of pain and suffering.

Hahahaha

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 4:39 pm
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I'm also angry that the sick girls was spitting up split pea soup because the only thing worse than creamed corn in split pea soup!

If creamed corn is pain and suffering, then split pea soup is apathy and disregard.

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:05 pm
(@charlie)
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Glad your finding this Bag therapeutic Brandy.  Our garbage man Bob cleans it out once a week so fill'er up!

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:07 pm
(@angie_higgins_lott)
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Im irritated that there is no resolution to Audry, where the hell is she?? Will someone please help her??

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:10 pm
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I'm still holding out that there are actually 19 episodes and there'll be a surprise run on Sunday. 

But if that doesn't happen - I'm pissed off that I still have no effing idea what's going on. 

I would swear but I know that effing and jeffing are not tolerated, and I don't want to be banished to the red room and have my face cave in. 

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:14 pm
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(@charlie)
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No face caving in the death bag, we simply turn you into a gold ball and bedazzle you on my trapper keeper.

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:15 pm
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Posted by: Myn0k

I'm still holding out that there are actually 19 episodes and there'll be a surprise run on Sunday. 

But if that doesn't happen - I'm pissed off that I still have no effing idea what's going on. 

I would swear but I know that effing and jeffing are not tolerated, and I don't want to be banished to the red room and have my face cave in. 

Since when is swearing not allowed?

Diane is shaking her head in disbelief.

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:16 pm
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Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Myn0k

I'm still holding out that there are actually 19 episodes and there'll be a surprise run on Sunday. 

But if that doesn't happen - I'm pissed off that I still have no effing idea what's going on. 

I would swear but I know that effing and jeffing are not tolerated, and I don't want to be banished to the red room and have my face cave in. 

Since when is swearing not allowed?

Diane is shaking her head in disbelief.

Really? I will test and see what happens. 

Fuck, piss, shit, cunty bollocks shit-bag poo poo.  

.... I'm still here. Not been turned into a golden bead yet. 

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:18 pm
(@b-randy)
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Posted by: Myn0k
Posted by: Brandy Fisher
Posted by: Myn0k

I'm still holding out that there are actually 19 episodes and there'll be a surprise run on Sunday. 

But if that doesn't happen - I'm pissed off that I still have no effing idea what's going on. 

I would swear but I know that effing and jeffing are not tolerated, and I don't want to be banished to the red room and have my face cave in. 

Since when is swearing not allowed?

Diane is shaking her head in disbelief.

Really? I will test and see what happens. 

Fuck, piss, shit, cunty bollocks shit-bag poo poo.  

.... I'm still here. Not been turned into a golden bead yet. 

Hey hey now. Shit bag poo poo?  Really?  Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:20 pm
(@myn0k)
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I dunno what's scarier. BOB getting you with his death bag or his shit bag. 

 
Posted : 05/09/2017 5:21 pm
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